Just who do you think you are?

We’re Modern Classic T-Shirts. Our goal is to supply your torso with smart and funny t-shirts, since 2008.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

You can subscribe to our blog here or by e-mail here. We’ll keep you updated with new products, sales, and discounts.

Can I get one of your designs on a different product, in a different color, with added text, with different text, with the design bigger/smaller, or with the design positioned differently on the product?

Yes, you can customize any product with one of our designs here.

Can I have a coupon code or a discount?

Sure, you can get 15% off 3+ shirts until August 24th with "AUGUST19" or "CADAUGUST19" for Canada

If I buy a gazillion t-shirts, can you give me a discount?

Sure can. Get 5% off with orders over $200, 7% off with orders over $500, and 10% off with orders over $750.

Can you design a t-shirt for me or make me a custom design and order?

Probably. Contact me.

How can I check on my order?

Just click on the link provided in your confirmation e-mail for all the details on your order.

What if I have a question about the order I placed?

You can contact Spreadshirt (the company that handles our payment system, printing, and shipping) here.

Can I return my order?

If there’s a problem with your order, just send an e-mail with order id here.

I don’t like your shop, and I don’t like you.

Fine, go make your own t-shirt shop. Jerk.

I have a question not listed here.

By all means, ask us!